Are you afraid of guild drama? even guildies with contagious diseases the doctors have yet to identify? Maybe your Lost? Confused?
Struggling with the effects of Alien Hand Syndrom? we does understands precious one we’re here if you need a hug.
Need a heal? an airlift because you fell off that Cliff or even A Leap of Faith for them uncomfortable stuck in a pothole situations Project Nemesis with their Guaranteed Lay of Hand and who help keep the Spirit Healers from the unemployment queue are here to help YOU!
Family-friendly, alt-friendly, casual-friendly ... OCD-friendly even Mana Friendly...oops scrub the last one.
We're group therapy, Alliance Style! (ask the healers) Our issues are WAY cooler than other guild's issues. We’ve all been called nuts that is true And the squirrels know it.
Your only hope for survival is us for fun and hijinx and learn the ancient lore of Lotus Squirrel Repulsion, you could join the resistance now!
You could join today and learn big, unpronounceable words!
Our dedicated guildees support line in Narnia is ready to help you 24/7 calls will cost 100000g per minute please have bank and paypal details handy.
If you miss having fun in WoW? Need a guild that’s your friends, support group, mommy, daddy AND crazy uncle Jebadia Shieldwanger all in one?
We can help you get that perfect set of Titanforged Primal Sargerite set of Abs using our Gnomic approved "Great Abs plan" on a 30 day sale and no refund protection plan.
Dont delay call us today on 123 456 ask for Jeebs and said the bear sent you .
With even more methods to contact us that now include through the Twitch server all our other Social links are at the bottom
What can I say about this wonderful guild
What more do you need to know about this quirky eccentric bunch?
Oh The 3rd Promotional Guild Youtube advertisement, hope you like it
Should we go quietly into the night? NOT LIKELY!
Everyone has a little unpuntable in them :)